It’s a snow day here in town, so a good time to resurrect this post.
Are your children home unexpectedly due to overwhelming snowfall, sheets of freezing rain, or a school district paranoid that some parent will sue them for $40 million dollars if their kid suffers “emotional distress” during a snowball fight on the way to school? Maximum Know-How has you covered.
Here’s how to spend a snow day:
- Build a snow fort.
- Make snow angels.
- Create an army of deranged mutant killer monster snow goons.
- Achieve peace in the Middle East.
- Make a list of your 25 favorite songs.
- Walk to the local drug store and get a flu shot.
- Do a deep clean of all the bathrooms in your house.
- Anguish over the fact that you personally can’t stop global warming.
- Shovel your neighbor’s sidewalk and driveway.
- Make a list of your 25 favorite movies.
- Savor the multicultural joy of R.E.M.’s “Shiny Happy People” music video. Gotta love Kate.
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