Are your children home unexpectedly due to overwhelming snowfall, sheets of freezing rain, or a school district paranoid that some parent will sue them for $40 million dollars if their kid suffers “emotional distress” during a snowball fight on the way to school? Maximum Know-How has you covered.
Here’s how to spend a snow day:
- Build a snow fort.
- Make snow angels.
- Create an army of deranged mutant killer monster snow goons.
- Achieve peace in the Middle East.
- Make a list of your 25 favorite songs.
- Walk to the local drug store and get a flu shot.
- Do a deep clean of all the bathrooms in your house.
- Anguish over the fact that you personally can’t stop global warming.
- Shovel your neighbor’s sidewalk and driveway.
- Make a list of your 25 favorite movies.
- Savor the multicultural joy of R.E.M.’s “Shiny Happy People” music video. Gotta love Kate.
- Rediscover the joy of Shrinky-Dinks.
- Work on the scale model of the USS Missouri that you’re building in your garage out of household recyclables.
- Add more cowbell.
- Make a list of your 25 favorite American presidents.
- Take down your Christmas decorations.
- Taste the fear of possibly being trapped in your house for a week straight by a record-breaking blizzard, knowing you’ve got nothing in the fridge except ketchup, lettuce, little packets of soy sauce, and several Tupperware containers filled with unrecognizable holiday leftovers.
- Memorize the Gettysburg address.
- Do some soul-searching about whether you should transfer your political allegiance to the Monster Raving Loony party.
- Make a list of 25 valid-sounding reasons to tell your boss about why you can’t make it in tomorrow, either.
- “Work from home” on your laptop (i.e., research vital social issues on Facebook, Pinterest, YouTube, TMZ, and Yahoo!’s OMG).
- Reevaluate your New Year’s resolutions.
- Achieve cold fusion.
- Plan a vacation to someplace quiet and peaceful, like Scotland or the Beqaa Valley.
- Make a list of 25 ways to spend a snow day.
Thanks. This will come in handy since it NEVER stops snowing up here in Maine. 🙂
Reblogged this on Maximum Know-How and commented:
It’s a snow day here in town, so a good time to resurrect this post.